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		<title>Non-Turkey Day</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy Thanksgiving! No, not Happy Turkey Day. The only happy turkeys are&#8230;well, you can&#8217;t be a happy turkey. Either you&#8217;re dead or you&#8217;re still a turkey. Not a great choice. The point of the day is not to celebrate turkeys, it&#8217;s to celebrate thanksgiving&#8230;you know, the giving of thanks. And it&#8217;s not just the giving [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy Thanksgiving!</p>
<p>No, not Happy Turkey Day. The only happy turkeys are&#8230;well, you can&#8217;t be a happy turkey. Either you&#8217;re dead or you&#8217;re still a turkey. Not a great choice. The point of the day is not to celebrate turkeys, it&#8217;s to celebrate thanksgiving&#8230;you know, the giving of <span style="font-style: italic;">thanks</span>.</p>
<p>And it&#8217;s not just the giving of thanks, but giving thanks to our Creator, our Maker, the One who provides life and all the good things we enjoy.</p>
<p>Like turkey (and dressing and mashed potatoes and football and the Gators and &#8211; you get the idea).</p>
<p>To repeat myself, we don&#8217;t celebrate turkeys, we kill them.</p>
<p>That would also make this a good day to kill the Turkey Spirit. That would be the attitude that doesn&#8217;t give thanks, that takes things for granted, that complains at everything, that is awed by nothing.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s the intro to this clip, which is perfect for Thanksgiving, and which I may use the next time I preach about complaining.</p>
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<p>(<span style="font-style: italic;">Honestly, this has to be one of my favorite clips ever.</span>)</p>
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