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		<title>The Name to Have in Ministry [Mc]</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2009/01/02/the-name-to-have-in-ministry-mc/</link>
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		<description><![CDATA[This past Sunday Trudi and I were trying to figure out which church we would like to visit. I was on vacation, so I did a little web surfing to see where we might go on Sunday morning. There are many great churches in Southwest Florida, so it&#8217;s not an easy choice. I was able [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This past Sunday Trudi and I were trying to figure out which church we would like to visit. I was on vacation, so I did a little web surfing to see where we might go on Sunday morning. There are many great churches in Southwest Florida, so it&#8217;s not an easy choice.</p>
<p>I was able to rule out one church right away &#8211; Cape Christian Fellowship. Not that I have anything against CCF. I&#8217;ve heard good things about both the church and its pastor, Dennis Gingerich.</p>
<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/SV5alhkEknI/AAAAAAAAA0E/R-GKr_J0hm4/s1600-h/Timbutnotme.jpg"><img style="float:right; margin:0 0 10px 10px;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 241px; height: 238px;" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/SV5alhkEknI/AAAAAAAAA0E/R-GKr_J0hm4/s320/Timbutnotme.jpg" border="0" alt=""id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5286762613290865266" /></a>But their youth pastor &#8211; whom I&#8217;ve never met &#8211; is&#8230;<a href="http://www.capechristian.com/info.php?s=10&#038;i=113">Tim McDaniel</a>. Great name (even if his middle name is Kenneth, thereby distinguishing him as the Tim K. McDaniel who is a pastor in Southwest Florida, as opposed to myself, the Tim D. McDaniel who is a pastor in Southwest Florida.)</p>
<p>Tim McDaniel wouldn&#8217;t seem to be the most common name. To have two of us serving on ministry staffs just miles apart&#8230;strange. And probably wonderful. (But I&#8217;m the Tim McDaniel you&#8217;ll find at <a href="http://www.Twitter.com/TimMcDaniel">www.Twitter.com/TimMcDaniel</a>.)</p>
<p>We went to First Assembly instead. Good service. And no one on staff was named me.</p>
<p>[<span style="font-style:italic;">Edit: No, the picture is NOT me, it's the other Tim. I have (a little) more hair.</span>]</p>
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		<title>You never know</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/10/20/you-never-know-2/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Oct 2008 21:13:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Boating on Lake Weir, originally uploaded by RevMcGator. That&#8217;s a cliche that is used in many different ways, but ends up being true more often than not. &#8220;You never know.&#8221; It&#8217;s true because we don&#8217;t know the future. We have a perspective on what&#8217;s happened in the past. We have a perception of what is [...]]]></description>
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<p class="flickr-yourcomment">	That&#8217;s a cliche that is used in many different ways, but ends up being true more often than not. &#8220;You never know.&#8221;</p>
<p>It&#8217;s true because we don&#8217;t know the future. We have a perspective on what&#8217;s happened in the past. We have a perception of what is happening around us at the present. We use both of those to help us predict what might happen in the future.</p>
<p>That&#8217;s especially true when we think about people.</p>
<p>But you never know.</p>
<p>Things happen we didn&#8217;t predict, and that can put a whole new set of circumstances in motion. And just when you think things are going to turn out one way&#8230;well, you never know.</p>
<p>&#8220;The Lord frustrates the plans of the nations and thwarts all their schemes. But the Lord’s plans stand firm forever; his intentions can never be shaken.&#8221; Psalms 33:10-11</p>
<p>He knows.</p>
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		<title>Summer Fantasy</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/09/23/summer-fantasy/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Sep 2008 16:00:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Dorm, Sweet Dorm</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/08/17/dorm-sweet-dorm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Aug 2008 23:57:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>2.0</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/07/11/20/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jul 2008 15:35:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[My new applications in iPhone. Unfortunately, iTunes is still not working correctly.]]></description>
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<p>My new applications in iPhone. Unfortunately, iTunes is still not  <br />working correctly.</p>
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		<title>Sams Club</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/07/03/sams-club/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jul 2008 00:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#62; Pastor invited a bunch of us to the Miracles baseball game. There &#62; are fireworks afterwards. Sam and Allison Neal are here with us. So &#62; far, the Miracle are ahead, 1-0, bottom of 5.&#62;]]></description>
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<p>&gt; Pastor invited a bunch of us to the Miracles baseball game. There  <br />&gt; are fireworks afterwards. Sam and Allison Neal are here with us. So  <br />&gt; far, the Miracle are ahead, 1-0, bottom of 5.<br />&gt;</p>
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		<title>Fearsome Foresome</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/06/29/fearsome-foresome/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 29 Jun 2008 15:18:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Time to catch up a little with the blog. Sam, Stephen Goss, and Dalton (Sam&#39;s almost-brother), and I went golfing Friday. It was the first time on a regulation course for Sam and the first time anywhere for Dalton. They did pretty good for first-timers, shooting a 56 and 57 on the back nine. Of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Time to catch up a little with the blog. Sam, Stephen Goss, and Dalton  <br />(Sam&#39;s almost-brother), and I went golfing Friday. It was the first  <br />time on a regulation course for Sam and the first time anywhere for  <br />Dalton. They did pretty good for first-timers, shooting a 56 and 57 on  <br />the back nine. Of course, if we had counted their penalty strokes, it  <br />would&#39;ve been a bit higher. (&quot;Penalty strokes? What&#39;s that?&quot; said Sam.)
<p>They lost some balls, but gained some knowledge (you can&#39;t ground your  <br />club in a bunker before your shot; it&#39;s easier to hit a 3-wood than a  <br />driver; if you lift your head, you might miss the ball), and they  <br />learned that Tiger Woods on the Wii is easier that the real thing.
<p>Good times.</p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s official</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/06/06/its-official/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:43:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[She&#39;s happy to be a Gator. Having her picture taken? Not so much. We&#39;re almost done.]]></description>
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<p>She&#39;s happy to be a Gator. Having her picture taken? Not so much.  <br />We&#39;re almost done.</p>
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		<title>New Gators</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/06/06/new-gators/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Jun 2008 19:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Shae and Trudi, at the beginning of our two-day adventure &#8211; the Preview for incoming students and parents at the University of Florida. Shortly after this picture was taken, so was Shae. We haven&#39;t seen her much since.]]></description>
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<p>Shae and Trudi, at the beginning of our two-day adventure &#8211; the  <br />Preview for incoming students and parents at the University of  <br />Florida. Shortly after this picture was taken, so was Shae. We haven&#39;t  <br />seen her much since.</p>
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		<title>First room</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/06/05/first-room/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jun 2008 21:45:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Checking Shae into Broward 213 for the night.]]></description>
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<p>Checking Shae into Broward 213 for the night.</p>
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