Sarcastic Monkeys » Star Wars http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com Tue, 13 Sep 2011 21:47:00 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Dartha Vader? http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/02/02/dartha-vader/ http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/02/02/dartha-vader/#comments Thu, 03 Feb 2011 03:45:48 +0000 admin http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/02/02/dartha-vader/ A friend – Graham – points out that this newly-viral video might really be of a girl Vader. Either that, or the boy likes dolls, or he has previously sent his sister to join Yoda and ObiWan.

]]> http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/02/02/dartha-vader/feed/ 0 A bag of Jedi-hurt http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/01/06/a-bag-of-jedi-hurt/ http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/01/06/a-bag-of-jedi-hurt/#comments Fri, 07 Jan 2011 04:52:50 +0000 admin http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/?p=1216 Steve Jobs has called Blu-ray a “bag of hurt” because of licensing disagreements, so Apple hasn’t made any computers with a Blu-ray drive. But, Steve, please, for the love of Obi-Wan…

Amazon is now listing these for pre-order (and you might as well use my links when you buy them):

Star Wars: The Prequel Trilogy (Episodes I – III) [Blu-ray] – $44.99. (Worth it? Meh.)

Star Wars: The Original Trilogy (Episodes IV – VI) [Blu-ray] – $44.99. (Worth it? Really? Is that a real question? Isn’t this a must-have for Blu-ray player owners?)

Star Wars: The Complete Saga (Episodes I-VI) [Blu-ray] – $89.99.

Do the math and you’ll find that you save a penny by ordering the two trilogies separately. You’ll save a full $45 if you avoid the first three episodes – Hayden Christiansen might be the biggest bag of hurt.

Though the biggest pain might be that these won’t actually be released until September. Just more time to save your pennies.

]]> http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2011/01/06/a-bag-of-jedi-hurt/feed/ 0 Sci-Fi Tribute http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/11/10/sci-fi-tribute/ http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/11/10/sci-fi-tribute/#comments Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:28:00 +0000 admin http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/?p=207 I think you have to make up your own joke about this guy. Except it’s not really him singing. It would be cooler (and slightly more disturbing) if it was. But it’s actually a group called Moosebutter. Still, it’s a pretty good video if you haven’t seen it.

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