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	<title>Sarcastic Monkeys &#187; driving</title>
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		<title>147-8</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Feb 2008 15:23:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s the height of snowbird season in Southwest Florida. This weekend is the Edison Festival of Light Parade, and it seems like we are overrun with out-of-staters, here for the beautiful weather. But after a little experiment this morning, I&#8217;m not so sure. As Shae and I took our daily commute to Edison College this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R7BpzUjVlPI/AAAAAAAAAfM/dA8tCy3d-ek/s1600-h/route.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R7BpzUjVlPI/AAAAAAAAAfM/dA8tCy3d-ek/s320/route.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5165745103005127922" border="0" /></a>It&#8217;s the height of snowbird season in Southwest Florida. This weekend is the Edison Festival of Light Parade, and it seems like we are overrun with out-of-staters, here for the beautiful weather. But after a little experiment this morning, I&#8217;m not so sure.</p>
<p>As Shae and I took our daily commute to Edison College this morning, I told her we would count the number of Florida license plates compared to the out-of-state plates. The snowbird plates took an early 2-1 lead as we drove down Bayshore, but it was all Florida after that.</p>
<p>Perhaps the out-of-staters don&#8217;t come out until later, or maybe they get their vehicles registered in Florida, but they weren&#8217;t where we were this morning.</p>
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		<title>More Pictures While Driving</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 06 Jan 2008 22:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[(done safely&#8230;really) The iPhone makes some things appear farther away then they actually were. These balloons were filling my view, much closer than these pictures look like. Taken yesterday morning as I was driving to Orlando for Bible Quiz.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R4FYzqegIvI/AAAAAAAAAdo/MeB2flr6sy0/s1600-h/photo-714252.jpg"><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R4FYzqegIvI/AAAAAAAAAdo/MeB2flr6sy0/s320/photo-714252.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5152497093287355122" border="0" /></a>(done safely&#8230;really) The iPhone makes some things appear farther away then they actually were. These balloons were filling my view,  much closer than these pictures look like. Taken yesterday morning as  I was driving to Orlando for Bible Quiz.</p>
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		<title>Confessing past sins and making future promises</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 27 Dec 2007 01:33:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve quit speeding. No, I didn&#8217;t get a ticket. I haven&#8217;t even been stopped. It isn&#8217;t a fear of getting caught, or what might happen to my insurance rates, or even the example I&#8217;m setting for my daughter &#8211; who should be getting her driver&#8217;s license any month now &#8211; or for my son &#8211; [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R3MGOKegIjI/AAAAAAAAAbM/5Cj6IKkSAwg/s1600-h/IMG_0086.JPG"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_5-Sn-nzAGpM/R3MGOKegIjI/AAAAAAAAAbM/5Cj6IKkSAwg/s320/IMG_0086.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5148465639414833714" border="0" /></a>I&#8217;ve quit speeding.</p>
<p>No, I didn&#8217;t get a ticket. I haven&#8217;t even been stopped.  It isn&#8217;t a fear of getting caught, or what might happen to my insurance rates, or even the example I&#8217;m setting for my daughter &#8211; who should be getting her driver&#8217;s license any month now &#8211; or for my son &#8211; who hopefully won&#8217;t get a license for quite a while.</p>
<p>Nor have I paid much attention to guilt-trips, sermons, or lectures on the evils of speeding.</p>
<p>Nevertheless, I&#8217;ve traded in my lead foot for the law-abiding kind. No more &#8220;flowing with the traffic.&#8221; No more doing the limit+9.</p>
<p>This is a major change for me. Since I began driving, I have consistently gone as fast as I thought prudent. That usually meant that I would &#8220;safely&#8221; speed, going 5-10 mph over the speed limit, so that law enforcement wouldn&#8217;t feel compelled to pull me over. Of course, if I was in the middle of nowhere, that also meant that I would feel safe to go even faster. Or if I was on the highway, I would stay behind the fastest vehicle.</p>
<p>But over a month ago, I was contemplating a podcast sermon to which I was listening. I don&#8217;t remember what the sermon was about. It wasn&#8217;t about speeding. It wasn&#8217;t about integrity. But as I thought about Jesus, one thing led to another, until I <span style="font-weight: bold;">was</span> thinking about integrity&#8230;and speeding.</p>
<p>All my thoughts suddenly coalesced into one thing &#8211; I can&#8217;t speed anymore.</p>
<p>So, for more than a month, I haven&#8217;t, and I don&#8217;t plan to again.</p>
<p>The current vacation we are on was the big test for me. How would I do driving over 200 miles on the Interstate while under pressure to arrive as quickly as possible?</p>
<p>It was good. It took longer, but there was much less stress. I feel as though I am honoring Christ in this way. And I&#8217;ve also noticed how fast 99% of the drivers go. I try to keep out of their way.</p>
<p>(However &#8211; as you can see from the picture &#8211; I still take an occasional picture while driving.)</p>
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