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		<title>June will be here before you know it</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Having not written in about two forevers, I have a backlog of stuff crowding my brain. Stuff. Not important things necessarily, just things I&#8217;d like to write about. Then, of course, as I go to put the thoughts to words to blog post, the things &#8211; like baby spiders &#8211; and, yes, there&#8217;s a story [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Having not written in about two forevers, I have a backlog of stuff crowding my brain. Stuff. Not important things necessarily, just things I&#8217;d like to write about.</p>
<p>Then, of course, as I go to put the thoughts to words to blog post, the things &#8211; like baby spiders &#8211; and, yes, there&#8217;s a story there &#8211; scatter willy-nilly.</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s start with the title of this post, which is all about July. Yes, I know it says June, but follow me here.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve noticed over the course of years that July, in my particular ebb and flow, tends to be the month where the least is expected of me and subsequently I have the most free time. I haven&#8217;t done a strict time analysis on this to test whether this is fact, but on purely subjective reflection I believe it to be so.</p>
<p>July is usually the month of National Bible Quiz Finals. Several times I have been privileged to attend, as I was this year in St. Louis.</p>
<p>In my youth pastor days, July was always a good month for a missions trip.</p>
<p>It was also the usual month for youth camp.</p>
<p>July contains Independence Day. It&#8217;s a slow time at church, with many taking vacations.</p>
<p>It was July when I took a month off from church and drove &#8211; with our family of six &#8211; across the United States, first to a National BQ Finals, then to a conference in Seattle, before driving back to Florida.</p>
<p>When July comes, I know there will be slightly less to do, slightly less busy-ness, slightly longer daylight hours. July is what I would call the heart of summer. Ironic, since July also contains the birthday of Summer &#8211; number three monkey.</p>
<p>However, I also look at July as the last breath before&#8230;most everything. In August, everything &#8211; school, church, home, family &#8211; starts getting busy. And it won&#8217;t stop until next July. Before you know it, it&#8217;s June again.</p>
<p>So, before we get into that, I&#8217;ll get into this. Coffee. Ice cream. July.<img class="alignright" title="Happiness is..." src="/images/Happiness.jpg" alt="" width="400" height="500" /></p>
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		<title>I am Second</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/12/13/i-am-second/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 13 Dec 2008 19:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you haven&#8217;t seen it, here&#8217;s a link to a great new web site. Outstanding testimonies. It&#8217;s called I am Second.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you haven&#8217;t seen it, here&#8217;s a link to a great new web site. Outstanding testimonies. It&#8217;s called <a href="http://www.iamsecond.com">I am Second</a>.</p>
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		<title>What if Starbucks Marketed Like the Church</title>
		<link>http://www.sarcasticmonkeys.com/2008/11/06/what-if-starbucks-marketed-like-the-church/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Nov 2008 20:51:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Funny and painfully true. The obvious answer is that most of us would never have heard of Starbucks if they operated the way the church does. (And, no, it&#8217;s not a bad thing to operate your church with quality and forethought.)]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Funny and painfully true. The obvious answer is that most of us would never have heard of Starbucks if they operated the way the church does. (And, no, it&#8217;s not a bad thing to operate your church with quality and forethought.)</p>
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